Fuck Earth Day
you wanna be green? donate your backyard to the cause of nuclear waste management and storage. after all, youll be contributing to the sustainment of the earth’s cleanest and cheapest source of fuel! It produces nooo CO2 emissions and will carry the human race into the carbon neutral, free energy future of spaceship earth!!!
7:26 pm • 22 April 2014
i can make you guacamole that will knock you socks off
2:03 pm • 21 April 2014 • 1 note
Freebirds World Burrito. very culture, such ethnic.
11:02 pm • 20 April 2014
NEVER trust an adult who won’t apologize to a child
Wow. I’d never seen it put that way, but. Wow. That is a really good piece of advice.
(Source: thunreswine, via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)
9:13 am • 17 April 2014 • 59,969 notes
come on down to vibrant downtown Night-Gown Town for free samples of our new Hang Me Gown night gown hangers
11:46 pm • 14 April 2014 • 1 note